Experience

Keys to a happy married life?
Separate bathrooms!!
Man, Wife.

Word Play

The Marriage

And so the Walrus and the Carpenter were wed
A tribute to the fairy tales as children we read
"Why did it take so long?"; I feel the same
But what more do you expect, especially with those names

Living Together

Peace

Proud as a peacock
He strutted around the river Thames
In Stamboul, his problem shall dock
But beyond this, i wont take no names

Tips

Respond in time
Dispatch the grime
Mime and pantomime
Collect your dime(s)

Life

Soon time shall fly by
And one leg shall be in the grave
As we gulp our rye
And pretend to be brave