Blast from the Past

Pure venom & spite from an old friend.. A recent incident vindicated our decision in putting this piece up in college..

Meet AS the fake
Of the girls in the Hostel she takes the cake
Acting fair and pretty,
Cute and witty,
Girl, you seriously need a break !


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Wake up Call to Kaka

Brave Ulysses, voyager of unknown seas

Last seen amidst Mocambo beers
Dripping angst and counseling peers

Now we hear you are a commoner fuck
Happy and smug about your unexpected luck

Let me remind you of the tragic trio
N' wake you up from your marital brio

I write to you from a crowded pub
As a lonely man sipping bitter bub

Ra is trapped in his world unholy
SQL coding and breast feeding Molly

In the meat market stands Sandy naked n' clean
Pff... I think so ki he will get a cross dressing queen

Should we commit or should we hedge?
Give us answers if you still have the edge

Bastard, its time you blew your angst trumpet
Much love & signed truly: sakat, wolf & puppet

PS: Let me repeat the latest rumor verbatim
Odheep che khooni is picking his next ageing victim...

Sitting Duck

Take Aim
U have time
All the same
no reason nor rhyme

Wont runn
Wont duck
Get him now
The Sitting Duck...

Hungry nd tired
Scarred nd outta luck
Get him now
The Sitting Duck

Should I

Should i be lady like
or macho with a bike

Should i embody grace
or walk at a brisk pace

Should i be flattered or should i step aside
All the minor subtleties i wont take in my stride

Should i snip, step or dye
OR just let my freak flag fly

Should I try and change the way people see
OR rather just be me

Artistic Personality

Was watching a Woody Allen classic 'Interiors' over the weekend. One of the movie quotes has stayed with me ever since.

"She has all the anguish and anxiety of the artistic personality without any of the talent. "

Im sure we know many of the type mentioned above

Comments pls..

The Question

As I was scouring the streets of the city
I made polite conversation with this equally clueless bird out of pity

Midway through the conversation i almost dozed
Woke up with a start at this question she posed

"Tell me something which everybody "thinks" they hold
And when looking for a parter they advertise this in bold"

As i stared at that innocous face posing a thought so profound
Ur Time is up she said making a buzzer like sound

She blurted the answer matter-of-factly 'A sense of Humour'
And i burst out laughing...

The Routine

5 am
10 miles
50 pushups
4 eggs
Grow up dude!!

To the Lady Who is Always Late

25 26 27 28
What size shd i wear!! Im late..

Damn the mobile layers of fat
Should have gotten rid of dat

Or atleast gained some controlling power
Over the latitude in which they hover

My life in shambles! standing at the 30s border
With a condition thats an apparel parallel to the multiple personality disorder

Damn that last cup of wine
Damn that revenue burning fine dine

Damn that old monk
He owns most of that lipid chunk

Oh..nd guess the color of my nail polish : PINK!!
In the conservative punju circles sure to raise a stink

A LBW appeal ..Im out plumb
My toe is sure to stick out like a sore thumb

So lemme wear something else ..Shoes!!
Another topic which gives me the Blues

Waist size : 28 Shoe size : 3 and half
Said HE I dont have this size and the least i cud do is laugh

Shoeless and nearing the era of pension
I look to heaven for some divine intervention

Waist size : 28 Shoe size : 3 and half
Said the Astrologer who couldnt resist a chuckle but who stifled a laugh

Getting Down to Serious business: 28 by 3 and half is equal to Eight
With this kind of luck me lady its no wonder u r always LATE!!!